On the strong recommendation of the staff at our school, my 3 roommates and our friend Stacie headed off to Elba Island for a relaxing beach weekend. This was at the end of the 2nd week and we felt fairly exhausted from traveling to Europe and the initial shock of the how amazing Florence is. We had also started all of our classes and were just trying to get into the swing of things with time change and grocery shopping and what to do and not to do in a country where we are completely foreign. Aside from Stacie none of us speak Italian which is fine when we are in the tourist bubble around the Duomo. Everyone in those shops speaks English willingly because they are catering to tourists, but in the edge of town where we live that is not necessarily true which makes for an interesting experience at the grocery store.
Anyway, we felt the need to relax from our giant Euro Adventure. Elba is a small island off the coast of Italy. It is where Napolean Bonaparte was exiled (hence my clever blog title.) It is not very far from Pisa but the town that you actually leave the mainland on the ferry to get there is Piombino. From there the ferry goes to Portoferaio, which means ferry port in Italian. We then headed from there to Scaglieri which is a small town and stayed at a campsite like place that had little cottages on the beach. In order to get to Elba we took a taxi from our house to the train station at 4:30 am. Then we took a train to Piombino traveling through Pisa and Livorno. After that we took Toremar Ferry to Portoferaio and a cab to the cottage.
It is off season for Elba because soon it will be fall and people will stop going to the beaches so the place we stayed was fairly dead. The staff, which consisted of a lot of Italian men from Naples, were very “attentive.” They pretended to need to clean outside of our cabin in order to try to see the “Spice Girls,” as they called us, simply because we were 5 young English speaking girls. It got to be a bit awkward but we none of them were ever inappropriate. Naples is known here as the corrupt south of Italy and is thought of by Northern Italians as being run by the Mafia so when I say that they were men from Naples I mean for you to conjure up your most stereotypical Italian Mafiosi that you can, and then you will have a fairly accurate view of the staff.
We had a good time in Elba. The island is absolutely gorgeous with beaches and luscious green areas and mountains it is the perfect semi-tropical place to go. The weather proved to be great and we got to swim in the Mediterranean Sea which is fun to say we did, minus my roommate Mitali who is opposed to being wet unless it is to shower. She is fairly glamorous though. Charlotte and Amalia led the way into the water and Stacie and I ran in after we saw that they weren’t swallowed by a whale. The water was so crystal clear that even when I was up to my shoulders in it I could perfectly see my feet and all the little fish that swam around them. One night we went walking on the beach at midnight, all five of us and we saw a gorgeous wedding that seemed to span two of the hotels on the beach and had innumerable guests. At one point everyone at the party came to the window and began chanting Pietro, which is simply Peter in Italian. We then saw a guy who I would guess was in his twenties come running from the party in a speedo and dove into the sea to the enjoyment of the bride who we could see. It seemed like a pretty awesome party. We would have loved to crash it but not speaking the language makes blending in seem impossible.
At the end of the trip I had the greatest Skype call in the history of Skype where I believe I talked to almost every single member of my dad’s side and of the family and all but one of my own siblings, who I got to talk to later that same day.
Then it was back to normal classes in Tuscany – oh what a drag.
Side note for the carbonnara experts in the family, in Elba they have a carbonnara of the sea which replaces the ham with octopus. I had it – and it was amazing!


